The Car Crash in Santa Monica
We’ve long-established that Lindsay Lohan is not good behind the wheel – between her DUIs and hit-and-runs – which is why the producers of “Liz & Dick” put it in her contract that she had to be driven to and from the set every day. But Lindsay being Lindsay didn’t pay the stipulation any mind and while en route to Marina Del Rey, California, to shoot on June 8, she crashed her rented Porsche into the back of an 18-wheeler … which are kind of hard to miss, no? First, Lindsay denied she was the one driving and blamed it on her assistant Gavin Doyle, who, along with witnesses, told police that wasn’t the case. Then, she claimed the brakes failed, which Porsche proved was also not true when they did special testing on their vehicle. All the lies came back to bite LiLo on December 12 when prosecutors hit her with three charges from the accident, including lying to the police. As a result, her probation was revoked and Linds will go before a judge on January 15 to learn her fate … which could be some serious jail time.
We’ve long-established that Lindsay Lohan is not good behind the wheel – between her DUIs and hit-and-runs – which is why the producers of “Liz & Dick” put it in her contract that she had to be driven to and from the set every day. But Lindsay being Lindsay didn’t pay the stipulation any mind and while en route to Marina Del Rey, California, to shoot on June 8, she crashed her rented Porsche into the back of an 18-wheeler … which are kind of hard to miss, no? First, Lindsay denied she was the one driving and blamed it on her assistant Gavin Doyle, who, along with witnesses, told police that wasn’t the case. Then, she claimed the brakes failed, which Porsche proved was also not true when they did special testing on their vehicle. All the lies came back to bite LiLo on December 12 when prosecutors hit her with three charges from the accident, including lying to the police. As a result, her probation was revoked and Linds will go before a judge on January 15 to learn her fate … which could be some serious jail time.
The $100K Jewelry Heist
We’ve also established that Lindsay and unattended jewelry are not a good mix, but a friend of hers must have missed that memo because on August 20 during a late-night party at his Hollywood home, $100,000 worth of jewelry, sunglasses, and silverware went missing. Sam Magid immediately called police and claimed he suspected the actress and her pals, which of course she adamantly denied. But after being questioned by police, it all started coming back to Lohan: She was worried that a burglar would steal Magid’s belongings so she hid them in his home, but then she popped some Ambien so she forgot exactly where she put them. Soon enough, Magid’s things were magically returned to him and he refused to press any charges against Lindsay … but we have to assume she won't be invited back to his home any time soon.
We’ve also established that Lindsay and unattended jewelry are not a good mix, but a friend of hers must have missed that memo because on August 20 during a late-night party at his Hollywood home, $100,000 worth of jewelry, sunglasses, and silverware went missing. Sam Magid immediately called police and claimed he suspected the actress and her pals, which of course she adamantly denied. But after being questioned by police, it all started coming back to Lohan: She was worried that a burglar would steal Magid’s belongings so she hid them in his home, but then she popped some Ambien so she forgot exactly where she put them. Soon enough, Magid’s things were magically returned to him and he refused to press any charges against Lindsay … but we have to assume she won't be invited back to his home any time soon.
Her $46k Chateau Marmont Bill
Lindsay has had some financial issues over the years – especially her unpaid taxes dating back to 2009 – but when her beloved Chateau Marmont slapped her with a $46,000 bill she had racked up in just two months, our jaws dropped. How could she have incurred such a debt in that time? Well, according to her 14-page bill, which was released in late August, the actress blew through the minibar, spending $3,145 on booze ($502 on July 1 alone!), $686 on cigarettes (49 packs at $14 each), $100 on a single candle, and nearly $700 on room service in just one day. Naturally, Lindsay claimed the producers of “Liz & Dick” were supposed to handle it all, which they adamantly denied. In the end, they reportedly agreed to pay the bill, but only if she did a TV interview to promote the Lifetime movie. Lindsay went along with the plan and booked a one-on-one with Barbara Walters … only to cancel on her just days before they’re scheduled chat.
Lindsay has had some financial issues over the years – especially her unpaid taxes dating back to 2009 – but when her beloved Chateau Marmont slapped her with a $46,000 bill she had racked up in just two months, our jaws dropped. How could she have incurred such a debt in that time? Well, according to her 14-page bill, which was released in late August, the actress blew through the minibar, spending $3,145 on booze ($502 on July 1 alone!), $686 on cigarettes (49 packs at $14 each), $100 on a single candle, and nearly $700 on room service in just one day. Naturally, Lindsay claimed the producers of “Liz & Dick” were supposed to handle it all, which they adamantly denied. In the end, they reportedly agreed to pay the bill, but only if she did a TV interview to promote the Lifetime movie. Lindsay went along with the plan and booked a one-on-one with Barbara Walters … only to cancel on her just days before they’re scheduled chat.
She Accused Her Mother of Being on Cocaine
Lindsay has always adamantly defended her mother Dina against poor parenting accusations, especially when they’ve come from her sometimes-estranged father Michael. But on October 11, she got into such a heated argument with her mom over $40,000 she gave her to save her Long Island home from foreclosure, she surprisingly called up her dad to complain and even told him Dina was high on cocaine – all which Michael got on tape … and promptly sold to the media. The very next day, Lindsay called into TMZ to admit she had lied about her mom’s drug use, saying, "Daughters have fights with their moms. It happens a lot. It's normal” – as if accusing your mother of being on drugs is ever “normal,” except maybe if you’re a Lohan.
Lindsay has always adamantly defended her mother Dina against poor parenting accusations, especially when they’ve come from her sometimes-estranged father Michael. But on October 11, she got into such a heated argument with her mom over $40,000 she gave her to save her Long Island home from foreclosure, she surprisingly called up her dad to complain and even told him Dina was high on cocaine – all which Michael got on tape … and promptly sold to the media. The very next day, Lindsay called into TMZ to admit she had lied about her mom’s drug use, saying, "Daughters have fights with their moms. It happens a lot. It's normal” – as if accusing your mother of being on drugs is ever “normal,” except maybe if you’re a Lohan.
She Was Arrested for Punching a Psychic in NYC Club
The joke really just writes itself ... couldn’t the psychic foresee Lindsay was going to (allegedly) punch her during a wild night out at New York City’s Avenue nightclub on November 29? Apparently not, because that’s what happened (allegedly) after the woman, Florida resident Tiffany Mitchell, reportedly offered to give Lindsay a reading, which she refused. According to eyewitnesses, the actress then called Mitchell a “gypsy” and accused her of trying to steal her sister Aliana’s purse (which contained $10,000 in cash Lindsay gave her for their brother’s schooling), but after the handbag showed up, one of Mitchell’s friends yelled, “’Liz & Dick’ sucked!” (As if critics’ reviews weren’t bad enough!) To that, Lindsay reportedly socked Mitchell in the face and was arrested by NYPD as she tried to flee the club. A few short hours later, she was bailed out by her assistant ... who she then screamed at in front of awaiting photographers outside the jail and kicked him out of her car. But it’s far from over: Lindsay’s due back in a Manhattan court on January 7, a week before she faces another judge in Santa Monica, California. Do you think 2013 will be any less eventful for her?
The joke really just writes itself ... couldn’t the psychic foresee Lindsay was going to (allegedly) punch her during a wild night out at New York City’s Avenue nightclub on November 29? Apparently not, because that’s what happened (allegedly) after the woman, Florida resident Tiffany Mitchell, reportedly offered to give Lindsay a reading, which she refused. According to eyewitnesses, the actress then called Mitchell a “gypsy” and accused her of trying to steal her sister Aliana’s purse (which contained $10,000 in cash Lindsay gave her for their brother’s schooling), but after the handbag showed up, one of Mitchell’s friends yelled, “’Liz & Dick’ sucked!” (As if critics’ reviews weren’t bad enough!) To that, Lindsay reportedly socked Mitchell in the face and was arrested by NYPD as she tried to flee the club. A few short hours later, she was bailed out by her assistant ... who she then screamed at in front of awaiting photographers outside the jail and kicked him out of her car. But it’s far from over: Lindsay’s due back in a Manhattan court on January 7, a week before she faces another judge in Santa Monica, California. Do you think 2013 will be any less eventful for her?
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