Miley Cyrus did us fashion
editors a solid by throwing in her worst outfit of the year in December,
just in time to make the 2012 list. Performing at a concert called, no
lie, "Christmas Creampies," the singer put together a look that really
belonged on Amber Rose. Cyrus hit the stage with a barrage of sketchy
pieces: an even shorter buzzcut, a barely-there halter top, a key
chain-ish body necklace, high-waisted pants that zipped all the way down
and around, and boots that looked an awful lot like the PETA-riling snakeskin ones Rihanna wore in August. But we have to admit, we’re kind of loving Miley’s drastic change in the past few months. She keeps us on our toes!
I know, we're confused too. Rihanna seemed to raid Kanye West's closet for her Unapologetic
record-release event and fan meet-and-greet in NYC. The pop star came
dressed in what looked like an oversized leather shirt, matching
shorts-almost-gauchos, a leather beanie, and ankle-strapped, pointy-toed
heels. We certainly don't expect an apology for this questionable look,
but hey, at least Rihanna was actually wearing clothes this time!
Demi
Lovato's multifaceted disaster from July 2012's Teen Choice Awards
could've been avoided if she had nixed a one or two of her ensemble's
clashing materials and patterns. She also should've saved that
hyper-extended ponytail for a fishing trip; the singer and "X Factor"
judge looked like she was catching bass instead of exuding class!
Nicki
Minaj’s style has always been a mess for success—like Lady Gaga, we’ve
come to expect no less than outrageous from Her Minajesty. But her look
for "The Tonight Show" last July just seemed flat-out lazy. The star
wore an ill-advised nude look adorned with doilies and a top that just
Did. Not. Fit. Look how far those pasties were sticking out! And on
national television! Plus the peacock feathers that looked just thrown
on last minute? No girl, just no.
She may be the queen of pop, but Her Madgesty isn't immune to a terrible outfit. Madonna surprised Avicii's audience at the Ultra Music Festival
in March with a little speech, a new remix, and a completely
thrown-together ensemble. The off-duty cheerleader look was so wrong for
the 53-year-old Material Girl, who certainly would’ve benefited from
more material on her posterior. But then again, she's Madonna, and she
pretty much gets a free pass for any and all shenanigans. World peace!
*mic drop.
How
can someone be so poorly dressed when wearing barely anything at all?
Look to Katy Perry's MuchMusic Awards performance costume from this past
June. Shedding a tattered Les Mis-ish cloak to reveal a
strategically bedazzled nude bodysuit, the singer seemed fine performing
in the borderline NSFW look. But when it came time to accept an award
in the same outfit, on the same stage, in front of the same people, Katy
suddenly got bashful. Think it through, honey! Ke$ha has a permanently reserved
spot on Worst-Dressed lists, because no one does mess like Ke$h. It’s
kind of her hook, right? While her red-carpet game has been looking
pretty clean this year, her performance looks are as dubious as ever.
Her ensemble from the American Music Awards in November was a hot
glue-gunned disaster paired with long, messy, feather-adorned braids,
resulting in a look that resembled a kindergarten Thanksgiving
centerpiece. And the worst part? She wore the same outfit a month later
for her Jingle Ball performance!
Bonus round! These outfit may not have been worn onstage, but for Lady Gaga, the world is a stage—a huge, confusing, terrifying stage. Gaga’s performance looks in 2012 were actually pretty snooze-worthy (Latex dresses? Yawn. Another meat outfit? Zzz...), but she had some real doozies at the street level. The singer was seen in NYC wearing what looked like a gold bondage birdcage on her head while leaving a hotel in December. A few months earlier, Gaga was seen wearing an utterly unexplainable Flat Stanley/Candyland look while leaving her hotel in Paris. Apparently the walk from a hotel lobby to a chauffeured car is her new runway!
Bonus round! These outfit may not have been worn onstage, but for Lady Gaga, the world is a stage—a huge, confusing, terrifying stage. Gaga’s performance looks in 2012 were actually pretty snooze-worthy (Latex dresses? Yawn. Another meat outfit? Zzz...), but she had some real doozies at the street level. The singer was seen in NYC wearing what looked like a gold bondage birdcage on her head while leaving a hotel in December. A few months earlier, Gaga was seen wearing an utterly unexplainable Flat Stanley/Candyland look while leaving her hotel in Paris. Apparently the walk from a hotel lobby to a chauffeured car is her new runway!
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